the.. sunday

ok so, this weekend was stupid and boring... yesterday people came over for turkey. i got my mom a big hanging basket of flowers and when i gave it to her she started crying, my brother and i cleared the room when the tears came: we didnt want to stand there watching her cry. So i went outside and planted some bean plants! yay for me, no just kidding i dont really like growing things, to be honest the last bean plant i tried growing... died from... abuse ha ha ha i fed it tomato sauce and vitimin c pills. *evil laugh.* So at dinner my grampa came over and was eating, he has gashes on his face... this made me want to cry, he dosnt even remember me or anyone else. But right before i went for dinner i was at our other house that we rent to keep all of our "junk" at. we had to cars for sale on the side of the highway right beside that big boat thing, we sold the nice white car. Well actualy my dad traded it for a stupid mud bogging truck! i was supposed to get a hundred dollars from it if he sold it, for my trip to san fransisco. Later that night i was watching family guy and so,

Quagmires dad came to town and was visiting him, peter and the guys came over to meet him but they think he is gay, later they go to a fancy party and all the guys seem to like the dad, peter makes quagmire confront his dad to see if he is gay but it turns out... he is a woman trapped inside a mans body. so the father goes to get an operation at the hospital to become a woman. Quagemire is upset and goes home, meanwhile the father, now mother (iga, or something like that) goes to a bar for a drink. Brian (the dog) just happens to be there also, they pretty much hook up and go to her hotel room, you know the rest. later the next day brian comes home and is talking to stuie (the baby) then brian brings her up and they start into that convorsation then... stuie tells brian about how quagmires dad got the operation and brian is like NO WAY and laughs. then he askes stuie what its name is, stuie says iga then suddenly brian starts shivering and then he throws up all over the floor, but he dosnt stop barfing for a long time. Brian just pukes non-stop for about a minute and a half... i was ROFLMAO!!! (rolling on floor laughing my as* off) and laughing so hard! it was the best episode of family guy ever!